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			<h1>My 404 page is better than yours.</h1>
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				<p>Welcome to the seedy underbelly of this otherwise upstanding Web site. Please choose from the following in order to get back on track:</p>
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					<li>Try the ol' back button on your browser&#8212;it <em>is</em> the most used button on the Web, you know.</li>
					<li>Head on back <a href="<?php bloginfo('url'); ?>">home</a>.</li>
					<li>Try the navigation menu at the top &uarr; of the page.</li>
					<li>Search or click on a link over in the sidebar.</li>
					<li><a href="<?php bloginfo('rss2_url'); ?>">Subscribe to this site's feed</a> so you don't have to come here for updates.</li>
					<li>Relive the glory days of high school football and punt, but <em>please</em> do not strain your groin.</li>
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